Friday, April 11, 2014

Signs That It Might Be Easter Break

1. Pineapple juice appears in your fridge.

2. All pretense of shoe-wearing is abandoned.

3. Multitasking is rejected in all its forms.

If experiencing any of these symptoms, please consult the nearest work of fiction immediately. Talk to your friends about the potential for road trips in the near future. Be sure to drink several piƱa coladas.